OK LISTEN UP  

I KNOW HOW MUCH TUMBLR LIVES TO SHAME EVERYTHING AMERICAN BUT GETTING YOUR FACTS FROM THE INTERWEBS WILL NOT CUT IT SO HERE’S SOME FUCKING PRIMARY SOURCE STUFF ABOUT THE US  

1. FIRST OF ALL, WE DO HAVE GAY MARRIAGE HERE  

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STOP RIGHT THE FUCK THERE.

YOU THINK WE’RE NOT FUCKING TRYING? 

YOU GUYS NEED TO KNOW THAT EVER SINCE THE LATE 1700’s WE HAD DIFFERENT CURRENCY AND DIFFERENT LAWS IN EACH STATE, HENCE THE NAME “THE UNITED STATES”

ALTHOUGH WE DON’T HAVE DIFFERENT CURRENCY ANYMORE YOU NEED TO KNOW THAT’S HOW WE RUN THINGS.

IN NEW YORK WHERE I AM WE HAVE GUN REGULATION, GAY MARRIAGE, ETC

AS DO MANY OTHER STATES

SO QUIT DRAGGING THE WHOLE NATION DOWN

2.

IF I SEE ONE MORE POST COMPARING THE U.S  TO OTHER NATIONS TO PROVE HOW MUCH IT SUCKS HERE I WILL SERIOUSLY FLIP A SHIT  

WE’RE NOT THE BEST NOR WORST NATION IN THE WORLD

WE RUN OFF THE IDEA OF FREE WILL AND HARD WORK

BUT NEVERTHELESS

WE’RE NOT FUCKING DARK AGED EUROPE

WE HAVE FREEDOMS AND ALTHOUGH THERE ARE MANY ASSHOLES HERE DON’T MAKE THEM THE FACE OF THIS NATION OK IT’S FUCKING DISRESPECTFUL

3.

WE DO NOT GO INTO A WAR AT A SECONDS MOMENT

NOT ALL OF US ARE WAR HUNGRY SAVAGES

STOP STEREOTYPING GOD DAMN.

EDUCATE YOURSELVES.